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Meerkat memoirs could be Christmas bestseller
Yes he's a fictional character used to sell car insurance, but that doesn't look like it will stop Aleksandr Orlov’s new ‘autobiography’ from becoming a best seller.
A book telling the 'life story' of the world's most famous meerkat looks set to become a hit after making it into Amazon's Top 100 pre-orders.
Most Brits aren't fully awake until after 9.55am
Sleepy Brits don't wake-up fully until around 10am every morning, a study of snoozers has found.
Despite getting out of bed at an average of 6.40am, eight in ten Brits admit they don't feel properly awake for hours.
In fact, most of us say we only feel 100 per cent alert at 9.55am and have used tried and tested methods of waking ourselves up.
Despite getting out of bed at an average of 6.40am, eight in ten Brits admit they don't feel properly awake for hours.
In fact, most of us say we only feel 100 per cent alert at 9.55am and have used tried and tested methods of waking ourselves up.
Watch out for the Grammar Nazis!
College Humor is one of my favourite humor websites, and a great source for funny videos. Today I am sharing their funny sketch about grammar nazis, you know those people who annoyingly correct every sentence you utter. Well, they have taken the nickname and coupled it with that great first scene from Inglorious Basterds, where Christopher Walz‘s SS officer Hans Landa interrogates the French farmer, and made a spoof that’ll make you laugh. In this funny video we see the grammar nazi picking holes in everything the poor farmer says until the location of the hidden Jew is discovered.
PG Porn is SFW – Nailing Your Wife
PG Porn is movie director and actor James Gunn‘s project featuring some of hollywood’s biggest talent, it’s all about the unexpected. It may have the P word in its title, but it’s not porn.
Two chickens walk into a library and say…
Two chickens walked up to the desk at a public library and said, ‘Buk, buk BUK.’ The librarian decided that the chickens were after three books, and so gave them three popular novels… and the chickens left shortly after.
Around midday, the two chickens returned to the circulation desk quite vexed and squawked, ‘Buk, buk BUKKOOK!’ The librarian decided that the chickens desired another three books and promptly handed over another three. The chickens proceeded to leave, as before.
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